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This is
The Mighty Jarkobian
Traveling through time and space
Performing all their hits
His Conglomerate of Sound
Follows him around
So they can jam out with kids
This is
The Mighty Jarkobian
(The Mighty Jarkobian)
This is
The Mighty Jarkobian
(The Mighty Jarkobian)
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I.J.W.P.S.D.
02:15
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Waking up in the morning
I've got one thing on my mind
I'm not thinking about my breakfast
I just need to love on a canine
Whoo!
Sitting at my desk
Feeling just a little bit stressed
Trying to catch my breath
I just need a pup to pet
I love the feeling of my fingers through their fur
My lifelong goal is to pet every puppy in the world
I just wanna pet some dogs
I just wanna pet some dogs
Chasing tails and digging holes
Burying their toys and bones
Doing tricks to earn some treats
And always begging for more to eat
From the tiniest chihuahua
To the greatest great dane
Every dog I meet is my friend
They're the best friends that I've made
I just wanna pet some dogs
I just wanna pet some dogs
I just wanna pet some dogs
I just wanna pet some dogs
I just wanna pet some dogs
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I know this is cliché
But while both of you were gone today
I was bouncing a ball
Off of the wall
And I didn't expect the vase to fall
Please don't be mad
But I broke your vase
I didn't mean to
Now there's porcelain all over the place
Don't come in here or you might get cut
Pass me the broom and I'll sweep it up
I know this sounds insane
But you said to do my chores before I could play
I was folding the clothes
While watching Poirot
I wasn't paying attention, I suppose
Please don't be mad
But I folded your socks
With other socks that didn't match
I think the matches are lost
I'll check the dryer to see if they're there
But it may just be you need to get some flip-flops to wear
Please don't be mad
But I accidentally
Ate the last Zebra Cake
Without realizing it's the last Zebra Cake
Please don't be mad
Please don't be mad (Please don't be mad)
Please don't be mad (Please don't be mad) (Please don't be mad)
Please don't be mad
Please don't be mad
But I'm doing my best
I make mistakes sometimes
And I don't wanna seem like a pest
Every day I learn so many new things
And I'm trying to be the best person I can be
Please don't be mad
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4. |
The Bumplebee
02:12
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I'm a worker bee
Who wants to make some honey
But I can't stop running into things
I work for many hours
Pollinating flowers
When I'm not headbutting leaves
I'm so clumsy
So they call me The Bumplebee
I'm serious about my job
I never use my paid time off
But I always feel like I could do more
I was up for promotion
Because of my devotion
But I spilled all our honey on the floor
Please forgive me
That's why they call em The Bumplebee
When I'm with the colony
Everyone gets mad at me
Because I'm always making such a mess
The Queen told me to take a day
To see a doctor right away
So that I could take a vision test
I looked at letters on the wall
But when I couldn't read them all
The doctor helped me pick out some sweet frames
I couldn't wait to try them on
I paid for them, then I buzzed on
And now my life will never be the same
Oh wow, I can see
I'm no longer The Bumplebee
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Waiting for the schoolbell to ring
So my dad can pick me up to do my favorite thing
I'm not gonna hang with my friends
My dad is taking me to Seasick to dig through the bins
I don't even know what to choose
Do I buy some Billie Eilish or the new Run the Jewels
My dad's supporting some local friends
I can't wait to get home and give 'em a spin
I just wanna spend time listening to records with Dad
I'll remember this forever as the best times that we ever had
Just chillin' with my Pops
Let the needle drop
Talkin' 'bout our favorite bands
I just wanna spend time listening to records with Dad
Saturdays at home are the best
'Cause I get to play music and get me some rest
I'm not playing video games
Flippin' through my dad's crates is callin' my name
Reading through the notes on the sleeve
While my dad throws the record on to play it for me
I'll eat some Oreos on the couch
While my dad tells me what each song is about
From Angel Olsen
To Pedro the Lion
When I get my allowance
I know what I'm buyin'
I just wanna spend time listening to records with Dad
I'll remember this forever as the best times that we ever had
Just chillin' with my Pops
Let the needle drop
Talkin' 'bout our favorite bands
I just wanna spend time listening to records with Dad
Take it away!
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Oak Tree
02:30
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Oak tree, oak tree
Oh how I love thee
You are my best friend
I spend my days
Beneath your shade
Leaves swaying in the wind
The Alabama summer left me sweating through my clothes
Only when I sat beneath your leaves did I feel cold
Oak tree, oak tree
Oh how I love thee
You are my best friend
I spend my days
Beneath your shade
Leaves swaying in the wind
One autumn day, my Pops walked up
A chainsaw in his hand
My tears fell as he cut you down
I could not understand
Oak tree, oak tree
Oh how I love thee
I can’t believe you’re gone
It makes me mad
The way my dad
Turned you to a log
On one December night the temperature hit 33
My dad walked in from the front porch, and I said “Can it be?”
He stacked some wood inside the fireplace and struck a match
He sat there with a smile as I watched it burn to ash
Oak tree, oak tree
Oh how I love thee
You gave your life for us
You kept me cool
Back in June
And now you warm us up
Oak tree, oak tree
Oh how I love thee
I have but one regret
Once winter ends
And spring begins
I won’t see you again
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7. |
Boogie in My Britches
02:04
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I got the boogie in my britches
I got the boogie, yes I do
I got the boogie in my britches
I got the boogie, how ‘bout you?
I got the boogie in my britches
And I just don’t know what to do
I got the boogie in my hands
I got the boogie in my feet
I got the boogie in my head
I got the boogie in my seat
I got the boogie in my britches
And I just don’t know what to do
I got the boogie in my eyes
I got the boogie in my ears
I got the boogie in my nose
ah-ah-ah-AH-CHOO! Does someone have a tissue in here?
I got the boogie in my britches
And I just don’t know what to do
Woo-hoo-hoo
Whoa oah oah
Do you know where you are?
You’re in The Conglomerate, kiddo!
You’re gonna dance!
You’re gonna dance better than I ever seen
You’re gonna dance better than the prom queen
I got the boogie in my heart
I got the boogie in my soul
I got the boogie in my muscles
I got the boogie in my bones
I got the boogie in my britches
And I just don’t know what to do
What do I do?
What do I do?
What do I do?
Whoa oah oah
Let’s boogie!
Whoo!
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8. |
New Shoes
02:51
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New shoes, new shoes
Yeah yeah yeah
I just got me some new shoes
Mama just got me some new shoes
Lookin' cool in my new shoes
Speedin' past fools in my new shoes
Take a look at my new shoes
Mama just got me some new shoes
Lookin' cool in my new shoes
Speedin' past fools in my new shoes
I just signed up to join the track team at my school
Got a uniform and now I'm feeling pretty cool
But now I've got a problem that I didn't think to handle
I went through all my shoes and all that I can find are sandals
So now I have to think on my feet (pun intended)
Tryouts are tomorrow and I can't just not attend it
I need to upgrade, but I'm feelin' so afraid
I don't even know how to tie a know 'cause Velcro is what we buy a lot
Me and my mama walk up in the store
I can't believe my eyes
This is something that I've never seen before
Some shoes with blue lights
I try 'em on
My mama ties 'em
They fit perfectly
I can't wait to be the fastest person on my team
I just got me some new shoes
Mama just got me some new shoes
Lookin' cool in my new shoes
Speedin' past fools in my new shoes
Take a look at my new shoes
Mama just got me some new shoes
Lookin' cool in my new shoes
Speedin' past fools in my new shoes
I just went to Payless
I got me some grey Keds
Headed to the playground
So that I can stomp around
I see kids in Heelys
I see kids in Crocs
I see kids in Jordans
And kids in Birkenstocks
I wish I got new shoes every single day
I just wanna show 'em to my friends when we all play
They make me run fast
They make me jump high
When I jump in my new shoes
I can touch the sky
I just need one more thing that I think would be cool
I'ma ask my mom to please get me some Moon Shoes
Take a look at my new shoes
I just got me some new shoes
Lookin' cool in my new shoes
Speedin' past fools in my new shoes
Take a look at my new shoes
Dunkin' on fools in my new shoes
Jumpin' high in my Moon Shoes
Thank you Mama for my Moon Shoes
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9. |
Make a Song
01:32
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I can make a song with just my mouth
I can make a song with just my mouth
You can make a song with just your mouth
You can make a song with just your mouth
Hey, hey
Give me some guitar
Give me some bass
Give me some drums
Now let's rock all in your face
We can make a song with just our mouths
We can make a song with just our mouths
We can make a song with just our mouths
We can make a song with just our mouths
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Clean Floor Dance
02:12
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It's almost time for bed
And you know what that means
Change into your jammies
And then go brush your teeth
After that you know
There's one thing left to do
Take yourself a big, deep breath
Then go and clean your room
Pick up all the toys
Put away the books
Get your jackets off the floor
Then put them on the hooks
Once you finish up
You look around the room
Throw your hands into the air
And then begin to move
We do the dance
We do the Clean Floor Dance
We do the dance
We do the Clean Floor Dance
We do the dance
We do the Clean Floor Dance
We do the dance, we do the dance, we do the dance
Clean Floor Dance, Clean Floor Dance
Everybody do the Clean Floor Dance
Clean Floor Dance, Clean Floor Dance
Everybody do the Clean Floor Dance
We do the dance
We do the Clean Floor Dance
We do the dance
We do the Clean Floor Dance
We do the dance
We do the Clean Floor Dance
We do the dance, we do the dance, we do the dance
Clean Floor Dance, Clean Floor Dance
Everybody do the Clean Floor Dance
Clean Floor Dance, Clean Floor Dance
Everybody do the Clean
Floor
Dance
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11. |
Could You Imagine...?
03:56
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Could you imagine what would happen if you were walking in the park
And a dragon came up to you and it opened its mouth and barked
And you felt like that was odd and something just seemed wrong
Then you though "That's not what dragons say" but you just played along
So you barked right back at it and you thought that it was average
But it transitioned to a new world as if it were magic
Now you're walking on your hands and you're eating with your feet
And your communicating with leopards like "How can this be?!"
Three hours in this strange place has felt like five days
So you try to find your dragon friend and hit the highway
But he's too busy popping balloons and throwing confetti
With a group of baboons to notice that you were ready
You eventually get his attention to return to your dimension
Without exchanging a sentence, this friendship is finished
You make it back home just in time to eat some dinner
And now you have a story you can't wait to tell your sister
Ya know what's crazy?
I think I met that same dragon one time, yeah we was chilling
At this kick back function playing spades up on the ceiling
We was running a kitty, me and my Panda partner
When the dragon interrupted the game and he starts barking
We start talking and he hands us both balloons
We grab tight to the strings and it transports us to the moon
Now the moon party was crazy, all hits from the 80s- in reverse though
You had to moonwalk to hear the verse flow
That's just the first floor- when you move up to the second
There's circle of centipedes having a cypher session
Some jackals were playing Jenga on the third floor
Rocking Star Trek uniforms, bumping some nerd core
We finally made our way up to the roof
The DJ was giant who's body was completely made up of fruit
We partied on the rooftop until the day was done
Sipping gooseberry lemonade and howling at the sun
Could you imagine...?
Could you imagine having more than two hands- like 10 pair
20 different arms plucking wishes out of thin air
Yea you’ve been there, probably at the Renn Fair
Don’t you know that wizard with the long flowing chin hair
Mixing magic in a pot, seen a rabbit pick a lock
To a secret treasure chest, yea that opened up a lot
Into a whole new world with new socks
Playing hopscotch with red squirrels with blue spots
Could you imagine if my dragons came in flocks
It don’t matter if they bark or not
Park 'em in the parking lot
My spaceship go vrooom
And my cartoon home is a giant mushroom on the moon
Got a cool talking toucan from Cancun
Play a mean air guitar, rock a Fu Manchu
He said "Take me to the wizard" I’m like, "Oooh, can do"
Now my toucan has more than two hands too
Who knew?
Lyrics:
Imagine driving in a drop top
Mr. Bunny's ears flop
Bumping bunny tunes while we sippin’ all on our soda pop
Stoooop! We look up and both our mouthes drop
It’s a T-Rex standing as tall as the mountain tops
She leaned down to face the car
And said “Put it in park, boss”
“Can we help you?” asked the bunny
“It’s sunny! We're tryna cross”
Showed both sets of teeth
And then asked for some floss
She got something stuck there when she was lost in the sauce
All of a sudden comes an alien inside a flying saucer
Saying “Yo, we heard a Dino and she really needs a flosser”
Poof! There goes the alien with flosser in hand
Going inside the Dino’s mouth like a ride at DisneyLand
Think I'll write it in my journal
Won’t believe what came out
Was just a popcorn kernel
Know that I had my doubts
We gave a sigh of relief
She said, “I don’t want no beef
I only reach for the leaves
That’s on the banana trees”
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Cap'n Slumber
03:18
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You lay down and you close your eyes
To sleep at night then she arrives
Illuminated by the stars
You see her standing in the dark
Her boat is docked on the shore
Waiting there for you to board
You know adventures are in store
The moment you begin to snore
Pleased to meet you, Cap’n Slumber
Let’s go to sea with Cap’n Slumber
We’re pleased to meet you, Cap’n Slumber
Lead us to sleep, Cap’n Slumber
Lift the anchor, raise the sails
Surfing past dolphins and whales
Rocking gently on the waves
As you stand up tall and brave
She hands you a treasure map
To lead you to the perfect nap
So you can get your nightly rest
And wake up feeling at your best
Pleased to meet you, Cap’n Slumber
Let’s go to sea with Cap’n Slumber
We’re pleased to meet you, Cap’n Slumber
Lead us to sleep, Cap’n Slumber
Cap’n Slumber takes you straight to your dreams
As you drift off to the sound of the seas
Every voyage is a brand new ride
She’s so lucky to have you at her side
Pleased to meet you, Cap’n Slumber
Let’s go to sea with Cap’n Slumber
We’re pleased to meet you, Cap’n Slumber
Lead us to sleep, Cap’n Slumber
No need for reminding
Still all that matters is sleep
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