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The Mighty Jarkobian and His Conglomerate of Sound

by The Mighty Jarkobian and His Conglomerate of Sound

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1.
The Mighty Jarkobian Theme, part 1 01:02
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This is The Mighty Jarkobian Traveling through time and space Performing all their hits His Conglomerate of Sound Follows him around So they can jam out with kids This is The Mighty Jarkobian (The Mighty Jarkobian) This is The Mighty Jarkobian (The Mighty Jarkobian)
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I.J.W.P.S.D. 02:15
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Waking up in the morning I've got one thing on my mind I'm not thinking about my breakfast I just need to love on a canine Whoo! Sitting at my desk Feeling just a little bit stressed Trying to catch my breath I just need a pup to pet I love the feeling of my fingers through their fur My lifelong goal is to pet every puppy in the world I just wanna pet some dogs I just wanna pet some dogs Chasing tails and digging holes Burying their toys and bones Doing tricks to earn some treats And always begging for more to eat From the tiniest chihuahua To the greatest great dane Every dog I meet is my friend They're the best friends that I've made I just wanna pet some dogs I just wanna pet some dogs I just wanna pet some dogs I just wanna pet some dogs I just wanna pet some dogs
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Please Don't Be Mad, But... 02:21
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I know this is cliché But while both of you were gone today I was bouncing a ball Off of the wall And I didn't expect the vase to fall Please don't be mad But I broke your vase I didn't mean to Now there's porcelain all over the place Don't come in here or you might get cut Pass me the broom and I'll sweep it up I know this sounds insane But you said to do my chores before I could play I was folding the clothes While watching Poirot I wasn't paying attention, I suppose Please don't be mad But I folded your socks With other socks that didn't match I think the matches are lost I'll check the dryer to see if they're there But it may just be you need to get some flip-flops to wear Please don't be mad But I accidentally Ate the last Zebra Cake Without realizing it's the last Zebra Cake Please don't be mad Please don't be mad (Please don't be mad) Please don't be mad (Please don't be mad) (Please don't be mad) Please don't be mad Please don't be mad But I'm doing my best I make mistakes sometimes And I don't wanna seem like a pest Every day I learn so many new things And I'm trying to be the best person I can be Please don't be mad
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The Bumplebee 02:12
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I'm a worker bee Who wants to make some honey But I can't stop running into things I work for many hours Pollinating flowers When I'm not headbutting leaves I'm so clumsy So they call me The Bumplebee I'm serious about my job I never use my paid time off But I always feel like I could do more I was up for promotion Because of my devotion But I spilled all our honey on the floor Please forgive me That's why they call em The Bumplebee When I'm with the colony Everyone gets mad at me Because I'm always making such a mess The Queen told me to take a day To see a doctor right away So that I could take a vision test I looked at letters on the wall But when I couldn't read them all The doctor helped me pick out some sweet frames I couldn't wait to try them on I paid for them, then I buzzed on And now my life will never be the same Oh wow, I can see I'm no longer The Bumplebee
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Listening to Records with Dad 02:49
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Waiting for the schoolbell to ring So my dad can pick me up to do my favorite thing I'm not gonna hang with my friends My dad is taking me to Seasick to dig through the bins I don't even know what to choose Do I buy some Billie Eilish or the new Run the Jewels My dad's supporting some local friends I can't wait to get home and give 'em a spin I just wanna spend time listening to records with Dad I'll remember this forever as the best times that we ever had Just chillin' with my Pops Let the needle drop Talkin' 'bout our favorite bands I just wanna spend time listening to records with Dad Saturdays at home are the best 'Cause I get to play music and get me some rest I'm not playing video games Flippin' through my dad's crates is callin' my name Reading through the notes on the sleeve While my dad throws the record on to play it for me I'll eat some Oreos on the couch While my dad tells me what each song is about From Angel Olsen To Pedro the Lion When I get my allowance I know what I'm buyin' I just wanna spend time listening to records with Dad I'll remember this forever as the best times that we ever had Just chillin' with my Pops Let the needle drop Talkin' 'bout our favorite bands I just wanna spend time listening to records with Dad Take it away!
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Oak Tree 02:30
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Oak tree, oak tree Oh how I love thee You are my best friend I spend my days Beneath your shade Leaves swaying in the wind The Alabama summer left me sweating through my clothes Only when I sat beneath your leaves did I feel cold Oak tree, oak tree Oh how I love thee You are my best friend I spend my days Beneath your shade Leaves swaying in the wind One autumn day, my Pops walked up A chainsaw in his hand My tears fell as he cut you down I could not understand Oak tree, oak tree Oh how I love thee I can’t believe you’re gone It makes me mad The way my dad Turned you to a log On one December night the temperature hit 33 My dad walked in from the front porch, and I said “Can it be?” He stacked some wood inside the fireplace and struck a match He sat there with a smile as I watched it burn to ash Oak tree, oak tree Oh how I love thee You gave your life for us You kept me cool Back in June And now you warm us up Oak tree, oak tree Oh how I love thee I have but one regret Once winter ends And spring begins I won’t see you again
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Boogie in My Britches 02:04
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I got the boogie in my britches I got the boogie, yes I do I got the boogie in my britches I got the boogie, how ‘bout you? I got the boogie in my britches And I just don’t know what to do I got the boogie in my hands I got the boogie in my feet I got the boogie in my head I got the boogie in my seat I got the boogie in my britches And I just don’t know what to do I got the boogie in my eyes I got the boogie in my ears I got the boogie in my nose ah-ah-ah-AH-CHOO! Does someone have a tissue in here? I got the boogie in my britches And I just don’t know what to do Woo-hoo-hoo Whoa oah oah Do you know where you are? You’re in The Conglomerate, kiddo! You’re gonna dance! You’re gonna dance better than I ever seen You’re gonna dance better than the prom queen I got the boogie in my heart I got the boogie in my soul I got the boogie in my muscles I got the boogie in my bones I got the boogie in my britches And I just don’t know what to do What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? Whoa oah oah Let’s boogie! Whoo!
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New Shoes 02:51
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New shoes, new shoes Yeah yeah yeah I just got me some new shoes Mama just got me some new shoes Lookin' cool in my new shoes Speedin' past fools in my new shoes Take a look at my new shoes Mama just got me some new shoes Lookin' cool in my new shoes Speedin' past fools in my new shoes I just signed up to join the track team at my school Got a uniform and now I'm feeling pretty cool But now I've got a problem that I didn't think to handle I went through all my shoes and all that I can find are sandals So now I have to think on my feet (pun intended) Tryouts are tomorrow and I can't just not attend it I need to upgrade, but I'm feelin' so afraid I don't even know how to tie a know 'cause Velcro is what we buy a lot Me and my mama walk up in the store I can't believe my eyes This is something that I've never seen before Some shoes with blue lights I try 'em on My mama ties 'em They fit perfectly I can't wait to be the fastest person on my team I just got me some new shoes Mama just got me some new shoes Lookin' cool in my new shoes Speedin' past fools in my new shoes Take a look at my new shoes Mama just got me some new shoes Lookin' cool in my new shoes Speedin' past fools in my new shoes I just went to Payless I got me some grey Keds Headed to the playground So that I can stomp around I see kids in Heelys I see kids in Crocs I see kids in Jordans And kids in Birkenstocks I wish I got new shoes every single day I just wanna show 'em to my friends when we all play They make me run fast They make me jump high When I jump in my new shoes I can touch the sky I just need one more thing that I think would be cool I'ma ask my mom to please get me some Moon Shoes Take a look at my new shoes I just got me some new shoes Lookin' cool in my new shoes Speedin' past fools in my new shoes Take a look at my new shoes Dunkin' on fools in my new shoes Jumpin' high in my Moon Shoes Thank you Mama for my Moon Shoes
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Make a Song 01:32
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I can make a song with just my mouth I can make a song with just my mouth You can make a song with just your mouth You can make a song with just your mouth Hey, hey Give me some guitar Give me some bass Give me some drums Now let's rock all in your face We can make a song with just our mouths We can make a song with just our mouths We can make a song with just our mouths We can make a song with just our mouths
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Clean Floor Dance 02:12
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It's almost time for bed And you know what that means Change into your jammies And then go brush your teeth After that you know There's one thing left to do Take yourself a big, deep breath Then go and clean your room Pick up all the toys Put away the books Get your jackets off the floor Then put them on the hooks Once you finish up You look around the room Throw your hands into the air And then begin to move We do the dance We do the Clean Floor Dance We do the dance We do the Clean Floor Dance We do the dance We do the Clean Floor Dance We do the dance, we do the dance, we do the dance Clean Floor Dance, Clean Floor Dance Everybody do the Clean Floor Dance Clean Floor Dance, Clean Floor Dance Everybody do the Clean Floor Dance We do the dance We do the Clean Floor Dance We do the dance We do the Clean Floor Dance We do the dance We do the Clean Floor Dance We do the dance, we do the dance, we do the dance Clean Floor Dance, Clean Floor Dance Everybody do the Clean Floor Dance Clean Floor Dance, Clean Floor Dance Everybody do the Clean Floor Dance
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Could You Imagine...? 03:56
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Could you imagine what would happen if you were walking in the park And a dragon came up to you and it opened its mouth and barked And you felt like that was odd and something just seemed wrong Then you though "That's not what dragons say" but you just played along So you barked right back at it and you thought that it was average But it transitioned to a new world as if it were magic Now you're walking on your hands and you're eating with your feet And your communicating with leopards like "How can this be?!" Three hours in this strange place has felt like five days So you try to find your dragon friend and hit the highway But he's too busy popping balloons and throwing confetti With a group of baboons to notice that you were ready You eventually get his attention to return to your dimension Without exchanging a sentence, this friendship is finished You make it back home just in time to eat some dinner And now you have a story you can't wait to tell your sister Ya know what's crazy? I think I met that same dragon one time, yeah we was chilling At this kick back function playing spades up on the ceiling We was running a kitty, me and my Panda partner When the dragon interrupted the game and he starts barking We start talking and he hands us both balloons We grab tight to the strings and it transports us to the moon Now the moon party was crazy, all hits from the 80s- in reverse though You had to moonwalk to hear the verse flow That's just the first floor- when you move up to the second There's circle of centipedes having a cypher session Some jackals were playing Jenga on the third floor Rocking Star Trek uniforms, bumping some nerd core We finally made our way up to the roof The DJ was giant who's body was completely made up of fruit We partied on the rooftop until the day was done Sipping gooseberry lemonade and howling at the sun Could you imagine...? Could you imagine having more than two hands- like 10 pair 20 different arms plucking wishes out of thin air Yea you’ve been there, probably at the Renn Fair Don’t you know that wizard with the long flowing chin hair Mixing magic in a pot, seen a rabbit pick a lock To a secret treasure chest, yea that opened up a lot Into a whole new world with new socks Playing hopscotch with red squirrels with blue spots Could you imagine if my dragons came in flocks It don’t matter if they bark or not Park 'em in the parking lot My spaceship go vrooom And my cartoon home is a giant mushroom on the moon Got a cool talking toucan from Cancun Play a mean air guitar, rock a Fu Manchu He said "Take me to the wizard" I’m like, "Oooh, can do" Now my toucan has more than two hands too Who knew? Lyrics: Imagine driving in a drop top Mr. Bunny's ears flop Bumping bunny tunes while we sippin’ all on our soda pop Stoooop! We look up and both our mouthes drop It’s a T-Rex standing as tall as the mountain tops She leaned down to face the car And said “Put it in park, boss” “Can we help you?” asked the bunny “It’s sunny! We're tryna cross” Showed both sets of teeth And then asked for some floss She got something stuck there when she was lost in the sauce All of a sudden comes an alien inside a flying saucer Saying “Yo, we heard a Dino and she really needs a flosser” Poof! There goes the alien with flosser in hand Going inside the Dino’s mouth like a ride at DisneyLand Think I'll write it in my journal Won’t believe what came out Was just a popcorn kernel Know that I had my doubts We gave a sigh of relief She said, “I don’t want no beef I only reach for the leaves That’s on the banana trees”
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Cap'n Slumber 03:18
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You lay down and you close your eyes To sleep at night then she arrives Illuminated by the stars You see her standing in the dark Her boat is docked on the shore Waiting there for you to board You know adventures are in store The moment you begin to snore Pleased to meet you, Cap’n Slumber Let’s go to sea with Cap’n Slumber We’re pleased to meet you, Cap’n Slumber Lead us to sleep, Cap’n Slumber Lift the anchor, raise the sails Surfing past dolphins and whales Rocking gently on the waves As you stand up tall and brave She hands you a treasure map To lead you to the perfect nap So you can get your nightly rest And wake up feeling at your best Pleased to meet you, Cap’n Slumber Let’s go to sea with Cap’n Slumber We’re pleased to meet you, Cap’n Slumber Lead us to sleep, Cap’n Slumber Cap’n Slumber takes you straight to your dreams As you drift off to the sound of the seas Every voyage is a brand new ride She’s so lucky to have you at her side Pleased to meet you, Cap’n Slumber Let’s go to sea with Cap’n Slumber We’re pleased to meet you, Cap’n Slumber Lead us to sleep, Cap’n Slumber No need for reminding Still all that matters is sleep

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The debut album from The Mighty Jarkobian and His Conglomerate of Sound! Spanning genres from punk to hip-hop, acoustic to funk, folk to rock, these songs are sure to bring joy into the ears of children and adults alike.

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released December 24, 2022

All songs written by Jakob Frazier and Tim Frazier.
Featuring contributions from Jones Willingham, Jacklyn Hamric, Adam Guthrie, Lester Nuby, Isaac Jones, Ryan Howell, Lauren Smith, and Jeff Cohen.
Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Lester Nuby at Ol' Elegante Studios.

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