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A crazy, silly stream-of-conscious cypher.

Written by Jakob Frazier, Isaac Jones, Ryan Howell, Lauren Smith, and Jeff Cohen

lyrics

Could you imagine what would happen if you were walking in the park
And a dragon came up to you and it opened its mouth and barked
And you felt like that was odd and something just seemed wrong
Then you though "That's not what dragons say" but you just played along
So you barked right back at it and you thought that it was average
But it transitioned to a new world as if it were magic
Now you're walking on your hands and you're eating with your feet
And your communicating with leopards like "How can this be?!"
Three hours in this strange place has felt like five days
So you try to find your dragon friend and hit the highway
But he's too busy popping balloons and throwing confetti
With a group of baboons to notice that you were ready
You eventually get his attention to return to your dimension
Without exchanging a sentence, this friendship is finished
You make it back home just in time to eat some dinner
And now you have a story you can't wait to tell your sister

Ya know what's crazy?
I think I met that same dragon one time, yeah we was chilling
At this kick back function playing spades up on the ceiling
We was running a kitty, me and my Panda partner
When the dragon interrupted the game and he starts barking
We start talking and he hands us both balloons
We grab tight to the strings and it transports us to the moon
Now the moon party was crazy, all hits from the 80s- in reverse though
You had to moonwalk to hear the verse flow
That's just the first floor- when you move up to the second
There's circle of centipedes having a cypher session
Some jackals were playing Jenga on the third floor
Rocking Star Trek uniforms, bumping some nerd core
We finally made our way up to the roof
The DJ was giant who's body was completely made up of fruit
We partied on the rooftop until the day was done
Sipping gooseberry lemonade and howling at the sun
Could you imagine...?

Could you imagine having more than two hands- like 10 pair
20 different arms plucking wishes out of thin air
Yea you’ve been there, probably at the Renn Fair
Don’t you know that wizard with the long flowing chin hair
Mixing magic in a pot, seen a rabbit pick a lock
To a secret treasure chest, yea that opened up a lot
Into a whole new world with new socks
Playing hopscotch with red squirrels with blue spots
Could you imagine if my dragons came in flocks
It don’t matter if they bark or not
Park 'em in the parking lot
My spaceship go vrooom
And my cartoon home is a giant mushroom on the moon
Got a cool talking toucan from Cancun
Play a mean air guitar, rock a Fu Manchu
He said "Take me to the wizard" I’m like, "Oooh, can do"
Now my toucan has more than two hands too
Who knew?

Lyrics:

Imagine driving in a drop top
Mr. Bunny's ears flop
Bumping bunny tunes while we sippin’ all on our soda pop
Stoooop! We look up and both our mouthes drop
It’s a T-Rex standing as tall as the mountain tops
She leaned down to face the car
And said “Put it in park, boss”
“Can we help you?” asked the bunny
“It’s sunny! We're tryna cross”
Showed both sets of teeth
And then asked for some floss
She got something stuck there when she was lost in the sauce
All of a sudden comes an alien inside a flying saucer
Saying “Yo, we heard a Dino and she really needs a flosser”
Poof! There goes the alien with flosser in hand
Going inside the Dino’s mouth like a ride at DisneyLand
Think I'll write it in my journal
Won’t believe what came out
Was just a popcorn kernel
Know that I had my doubts
We gave a sigh of relief
She said, “I don’t want no beef
I only reach for the leaves
That’s on the banana trees”

credits

from The Mighty Jarkobian and His Conglomerate of Sound, released December 24, 2022
Keys, Instrumental, Drums, Vocals: Jakob Frazier
Vocals: Isaac "G.I. Magus" Jones
Vocals: Ryan "InkLine" Howell
Vocals: Lauren "Lauren Michel" Smith
Scratches: Jeff "DJ Jeff C" Cohen
Bass, Guitar: Les Nuby

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